var Quotation=new Array() Quotation[0] = "Elisabeth abhors the sound of anyone older than two eating a banana."; Quotation[1] = "A Deacon once made a rash promise, saying that if we would deep-fry a Giant Cicada and dip it in melted chocolate, he would eat it. We (the pastor's kids) publicly held him to it, and he did!"; Quotation[2] = "Steven ran a red light on his driving test *shock*, but he got his license without re-taking the test!"; Quotation[3] = "Steven's favorite color is navy blue, dark navy blue, probably because he grew up in ATI."; Quotation[4] = "Steven's favorite classical composer would be what you would get if you crossed J.S. Bach with George Gershwin. The structure and order of Bach, with the smiling real life feel of Gershwin. Fewer blues scales than Gershwin, and fewer muddy harpsichords than Bach."; Quotation[5] = "Steven accidentally reformatted Dad's entire hard drive once. It hadn't been backed up in a very long time. That's a tough loss for a pastor, but Dad was very matter-of-fact, telling him it was no big deal, and he needed to reorganize his files anyway. The only problem was that he didn't have any more files to organize. Steven will never forget that happening."; Quotation[6] = "If Steven grows up, he will move to Brazil as a missionary!"; Quotation[7] = "Steven's favorite hymn is “Great is Thy Faithfulness.”"; Quotation[8] = "Steven is constantly in awe of God's mercy."; Quotation[9] = "Steven is still short, fat, and dull."; Quotation[10] = "Steven was saved at age three."; Quotation[11] = "Steven could read simple children's books when he was three, and the newspaper by age five! Thanks to his parents."; Quotation[12] = "Steven built his first house by the time he was 14, but he made the entrance too small, and the bluebirds wouldn't use it."; Quotation[13] = "Steven loves to compose music. Especially, well... interesting music."; Quotation[14] = "Founded in 1982, the Corbett family is the oldest establishment in the history of their home!"; Quotation[15] = "The day Timothy killed his first squirrel, it was raining sporadically. The hunting party sat at the window and watched for squirrels to come out between showers, then ran out side and shot them. They bagged 14 that day."; Quotation[16] = "Timothy's favorite colors are blue and brown used together, or charcoal gray used by itself."; Quotation[17] = "Timothy likes everything about Steven."; Quotation[18] = "Wawa may be the store Timothy loves most. If only they sold clothes..."; Quotation[19] = "Timothy wants to be a pilot as soon as possible. He once got to sit in the pilot's seat in the cockpit of an S-80 in El Paso, TX!"; Quotation[20] = "Timothy isn't the type to know any classical composers."; Quotation[21] = "Timothy's dream car would be an '07 Saleen, with a '69 Boss right behind."; Quotation[22] = "Daniel's favorite color shirt is brown, but he loves royal blue on a '70 Boss."; Quotation[23] = "Daniel can smell a deal nearly a mile away!"; Quotation[24] = "Daniel works full-time to support his habit of giving."; Quotation[25] = "Daniel's favorite store is Kohl's – probably because of their clearance racks."; Quotation[26] = "Daniel has a severe distaste for all classical composers."; Quotation[27] = "Daniel says that the best looking car, all time, is an '06 Saleen."; Quotation[28] = "A special memory of Daniel's is the family's vacation at J. P. Coleman State Park. He loved swimming, and inner tubing behind the pontoon!"; Quotation[29] = "Rachel likes to wear blues, greens, and browns."; Quotation[30] = "Rachel enjoys the music of Joshua Bell."; Quotation[31] = "George Gershwin is Rachel's favorite classical composer."; Quotation[32] = "Rachel is interested in missions, maybe some nursing training, and wants to have a lot of kids!"; Quotation[33] = "Rachel thinks it is awesome that God can provide anything you need, especially when it appears to be impossible!"; Quotation[34] = ""Little is Much" is Rachel's favorite hymn."; Quotation[35] = "Rachel says that Mom has been a very godly influence in her life, and she especially appreciates her forgiveness."; Quotation[36] = "Rachel is grateful to Timothy for always being ready to defend and protect her."; Quotation[37] = "Rachel thinks that Daniel is fun to talk to, because he listens, and comforts."; Quotation[38] = "Rachel appreciates Rebekah for always helping her pick out clothes, shopping, and keeping our house spotless. Well, almost, anyway."; Quotation[39] = "When Rachel was mad at Wes for stealing Elisabeth's heart, he bought a teddy bear for her, trying to make up. She looks back and thinks it was sweet."; Quotation[40] = "Rachel says that Wes makes her laugh, and always helps her to get through stuff."; Quotation[41] = "Rachel loves the fact that Dad takes time from his busy schedule to spend with the family."; Quotation[42] = "Whenever Rachel is having a rough day, Elisabeth does her best to make it better."; Quotation[43] = "Rachel thinks that Trey is sweet and full of cuddles and hugs."; Quotation[44] = "Rachel likes Hannah's meek and quiet spirit, and says that Hannah always encourages her to do right, and never pushes her own agenda."; Quotation[45] = "Rebekah loves to shop at Kohl's."; Quotation[46] = "Rebekah likes the fact that Rachel is unafraid to be herself."; Quotation[47] = "Rebekah appreciates Steven's selflessness, and his investments in other people."; Quotation[48] = "Rebekah is grateful to Hannah for always being willing to help with anything, no matter what it is."; Quotation[49] = "Rebekah likes blue and green skirts. Blue skirts and green skirts."; Quotation[50] = "Rebekah has no real interest in classical music."; Quotation[51] = "John 15 is especially meaningful to Rebekah."; Quotation[52] = "Rebekah loves to cook. She likes to stuff people."; Quotation[53] = "Once Rebekah made truffles, and put gummy worms in the middle of them, then gave them away. You would have had to see it in person."; Quotation[54] = "Rebekah appreciates Daniel's generosity."; Quotation[55] = "Rebekah chuckles and says that Timothy is a little big guy."; Quotation[56] = "Rebekah is grateful that Mom is always careful to do what is best for her children, even when it's not easy."; Quotation[57] = "Rebekah appreciates Dad taking time out to spend with us."; Quotation[58] = "Rebekah says that Wes always finds a way to cheer a stressed person."; Quotation[59] = "Rebekah loves Trey's sweet, cuddly self!"; Quotation[60] = "Rebekah is glad that Elisabeth is always there to talk to, and is very understanding."; Quotation[61] = "Rebekah is grateful for God's patience with us."; Quotation[62] = "Rebekah is interested in missions!"; Quotation[63] = "Rebekah likes toothpaste tubes with a snap top, because they save time!"; Quotation[64] = "Steven says that Dad constantly sacrifices personal comfort for him, and that he treats him like he is important, and like he values Steven's opinions."; Quotation[65] = "Steven thinks that Mom has incredible prayer power, but she has always tried to deny any responsibility for it."; Quotation[66] = "In Steven's opinion, Wes has overcome almost insurmountable odds in gaining forgiveness and acceptance in our family since kidnapping our young sister's heart."; Quotation[67] = "Steven has observed that Elisabeth is slowly regaining trust since betraying her family for a childhood lover."; Quotation[68] = "Steven says that Trey is his friend, a great computer buddy, and always ready to share a concern."; Quotation[69] = "Aside from parents, Daniel has given Steven more than any person on earth. He is unbelievably, maybe excessively generous."; Quotation[70] = "Hannah likes turquoise for decorating, navy for clothes, and also the femininity of pink."; Quotation[71] = "Ross is Hannah's favorite store."; Quotation[72] = "Hannah thinks that Steven is a gentleman who treats ladies like ladies."; Quotation[73] = "One thing that Hannah really likes about Rebekah is that she includes her sisters even when she has friends over. Female friends."; Quotation[74] = "Hannah is glad that Mom acts like she's proud to be with us kids in public."; Quotation[75] = "Hannah says that Mom teaches us what we need to know, and doesn't base our education on what everyone else thinks or expects us to be learning."; Quotation[76] = "Hannah admires Timothy for always standing up with and for his sisters publicly. He tells people, "My sisters aren't normal sisters.""; Quotation[77] = "Hannah likes to think back on family times spent together."; Quotation[78] = "Hannah is totally open to missions, and would also like to write family story books."; Quotation[79] = "Hannah really likes "This is my Father's World.""; Quotation[80] = "Hannah loves the Psalms."; Quotation[81] = "Hannah doesn't like salt on her watermelon."; Quotation[82] = "Hannah says that Rachel is usually herself in front of anyone - unless she's just meeting them!"; Quotation[83] = "Hannah was touched when Dad bought each of the girls and Mom a vase of flowers. She says that he shows you that he loves you."; Quotation[84] = "Hannah is glad that Daniel likes to "hang around" his sisters."; Quotation[85] = "Hannah doesn't really know what it is about Trey, but she just loves him."; Quotation[86] = "Hannah appreciates the fact that Wes is never embarrassed to talk about anything."; Quotation[87] = "Hannah says that Elisabeth is always kind, thinking of nice things to do for people, and making them feel special."; Quotation[88] = "Hannah observes that it is really obvious when a young person does not have the Lord in first place in their life, and when she sees that, it makes her want to look different."; Quotation[89] = "Elisabeth thinks that everything would be prettier if it were blue."; Quotation[90] = "One of Elisabeth's favorite memories is sitting on the front porch swing in Booneville, MS in the evenings with Wes beside her. - Gross."; Quotation[91] = "Elisabeth once was sprayed by an entire diaper load, and she lived to tell about it!"; Quotation[92] = "When Elisabeth grows up she wants to be a Mom."; Quotation[93] = "Elisabeth particularly likes "Jesus, I am Resting, Resting.""; Quotation[94] = "Elisabeth admires God's creativity and His mercy toward her."; Quotation[95] = "Elisabeth really appreciated Dad taking time every year on her birthday to tell her why he was proud of her."; Quotation[96] = "Rebekah doesn't like carrots unless they have Peanut Butter on them."; Quotation[97] = "Steven is disgusted by cheese. Even on pizza."; Quotation[98] = "Someone said that Wes is infatuated with himself. *GASP*"; Quotation[99] = "Elisabeth just discovered that fried chicken has blood veins in it!!! Sickening!"; Quotation[100] = "Wes's favorite classical composer is George Gershwin."; Quotation[101] = "Wes wants to be a Grandpa when he grows up."; Quotation[102] = "Wes likes Elisabeth because she's really nice and she's pretty."; Quotation[103] = "Trey loves to work on his Dell laptop. He can type and use the touchpad, and any time he sees someone in public with a laptop, he almost goes crazy!"; Quotation[104] = "Trey likes his dad because he's his dad."; Quotation[105] = "The Corbett family has a lot of other Fast Facts, but they couldn't remember them."; Quotation[106] = "Steven can't stand to wear a tie without a safety pin to hold it in place!"; Quotation[107] = "Steven is so selfless that he will often do something that makes him look dumb just to bring a little cheer to others."; Quotation[108] = "Elisabeth picks the beef out of hamburger helper before she eats it."; Quotation[109] = "Wes thinks that coffee is the most disgusting drink in the whole world. Steven totally disagrees."; Quotation[110] = "When Trey was born the doctors said that he had to stay in the hospital for observation because he made strange little sighing noises while he slept. They were afraid that he was having difficulty breathing. Actually he was copying the exact noise that his Mom makes while she falls asleep."; Quotation[111] = "Trey's favorite book used to be "Za Za's Baby Brother." He liked it so much that one day he ate it. What was left had to be thrown away."; Quotation[112] = "Elisabeth is *petrified* by spiders."; Quotation[113] = "Timothy thinks that crab meat tastes like rubber."; Quotation[114] = "Daniel loves to hunt. It breaks the girls' hearts (and Steven's)."; Quotation[115] = "Daniel can't stand for the toe seam on his socks to touch anything but the top of his toes."; Quotation[116] = "Timothy likes Daniel's thoughtfulness, love, and generosity."; Quotation[117] = "President Bush is Timothy's favorite president all-time!"; Quotation[118] = "Once while Steven and Elisabeth were playing outside, Steven said he wished that a big giant would come and eat Elisabeth. Elisabeth quickly wished the same on him."; Quotation[119] = "Rebekah and Elisabeth have an embarrassing habit of laughing at very inappropriate times. Especially when they are together!"; Quotation[120] = "Elisabeth's favorite movie is "Little Women" ...except for the ending. Jo should marry Laurie."; Quotation[121] = "Wes and Elisabeth got the idea for calling Robert Wesley Guynn III "Trey" from an episode of Andy Griffith."; Quotation[122] = "When Elisabeth was told, at the age of four, that she couldn't marry Steven when she grew up, she vowed never to marry at all. Soon she forgot, though."; Quotation[123] = "Timothy likes cake best before it's baked."; Quotation[124] = "Trey, being told not to touch the Christmas tree, once lay on his stomach, face away from the tree, and touched it with his foot."; Quotation[125] = "Buffy once made a trip all the way down our driveway- upside down! He was hanging by his sweater under the truck!"; Quotation[126] = "Timothy would love to livein a house where he could jump on and over all the furniture (especially couches)!"; Quotation[127] = "Some of us think Steven could almost live on coffee."; Quotation[128] = "When Rebekah was thirteen, her favorite food was a Butterfinger Blizzard."; Quotation[129] = "One of Rebekah's pet peeves used to be people smacking their gum."; Quotation[130] = "The Corbett kids enjoy Christmas music, even in the summer!"; Quotation[131] = "Wes made Rebekah think that the family was moving into the bus shop behind the old Ripley church... that was funny- and tense."; Quotation[132] = "Wes can't stand long socks because they pull his leg hairs."; Quotation[133] = "Wes wore socks to bed until he got married. Elisabeth told him it was weird."; Quotation[134] = "Wes once woke up with a bed full of fire ants. They were biting his back."; Quotation[135] = "Wes doesn't remember ever wetting the bed."; Quotation[136] = "Ever since Wes was swarmed by yellow jackets, he jumps when he hears a buzzzzz."; Quotation[137] = "When Wes was a senior in high school, he was playing paintball and got smothered by a swarm of yellow jackets! He was a valiant victim. Five or ten minutes later, inside, a final, lone idiot flew out of his pants and for good measure deliberately planted one last stinger in the end of Wes's nose."; Quotation[138] = "Hannah loves sauerkraut!"; Quotation[139] = "Mom has a really strong stomach- nothing grosses her out!"; Quotation[140] = "Timothy was once caught playing in the snow, wearing nothing but a diaper."; Quotation[141] = "Steven is so special! *snicker*"; Quotation[142] = "Daddy does not like house pets!"; Quotation[143] = "Once when we kids were playing in the cemetary, a lady walked by, leisurely puffing on a cigarette. Noticing that Timothy's shoe was untied, she kindly stopped, bent down, and began tying it. To her surprise, and our chagrin, the only thanks she got was, "Awww, ju smokin...""; Quotation[144] = "When the roads are icy after a snow, Daniel can manuever a car like a zero-turn!"; Quotation[145] = "When Daniel is once convinced that something is God's will, he doesn't wait on everyone else to catch up- he makes things happen!"; Quotation[146] = "In the winter, we play a dumb game called freezeout. We turn off the heat, roll down all of the car windows, take off any coats, and see who lasts the longest!"; Quotation[147] = "Daniel paints better (by far) than most professionals. High profile customers are always amazed at his work."; Quotation[148] = "When Steven was very young, he confided in his uncle that picking his nose was his favorite thing to do. He no longer confides in that particular uncle."; Quotation[149] = "Steven can't stand to waste time, but he will sit for long periods of time to get a video of a bird."; Quotation[150] = "Hannah and Steven enjoy sitting down with a cup of coffee and a short movie late at night."; Quotation[151] = "Thanks to Mom's buying savvy, Steven once made a 4000% markup on an old Peanut Butter glass!"; Quotation[152] = "Timothy can usually identify the planes that fly overhead if he gets a split second glance."; Quotation[153] = "Rachel makes some of the best bread you'll ever eat."; Quotation[154] = "Hannah is one sweet girl."; Quotation[155] = "Daniel gives way past the hurting point."; Quotation[156] = "Dad has modeled incredible determination in the face of some pretty difficult circumstances."; Quotation[157] = "Dad and Mom are wise."; Quotation[158] = "We hear a lot more of what people say about us than they might think. But it's ok."; Quotation[159] = "Hannah's Book has a lot of funny stories from our past- you ought to check it out!"; Quotation[160] = "Steven has a cell phone that he uses for everything but phone service."; Quotation[161] = "Peyton Manning is Timothy's favorite NFL football player."; Quotation[162] = "When Timothy was 13, he flew his first airplane, a Cessna 172!"; Quotation[163] = "The Giants are Daniel's favorite NFL team, but he quickly disowns them when they begin playing poorly."; Quotation[164] = "Timothy built his own computer but was grounded from it only a week after he completed it."; Quotation[165] = "The general consensus would be that the Vols are the football team of the family."; Quotation[166] = "Rachel loves music, and anytime someone gives her a CD, she listens to it nonstop until her siblings start climbing the walls."; Quotation[167] = "If Rachel could make a card that was REALLY bright, it would be like a 1,000 watt light bulb, and would go to Dad to let him know that he was VERY bright for God!"; Quotation[168] = "Rachel loves to bake. We love her baking!"; Quotation[169] = "Rachel has a hard time spending money on herself, but loves to spend it on her family. When she has it, that is."; Quotation[170] = "Rachel thinks that Timothy is a very loyal and really fun brother!"; Quotation[171] = "Rachel believes that Wes and Elisabeth are definitely training their kids in the right way."; Quotation[172] = "Trey is the sweetest little big brother you could ask for."; Quotation[173] = "Addy is a little lovebug!"; Quotation[174] = "Addy can always make you smile."; Quotation[175] = "Hannah could put anyone to shame by the way she selflessly thinks of others first."; Quotation[176] = "Rachel thinks that Rebekah has pretty impressive self-discipline, after seeing her faithfully excercise night after night... some of us think that she just has some intense motivation right now."; Quotation[177] = "Rachel loves peaches and frozen grapes!"; Quotation[178] = "Grandma always has frozen grapes hidden away for Steven when we go to visit."; Quotation[179] = "Before we go to visit the grandparents, they always stock up on Peanut Butter and honey! And cereal!"; Quotation[180] = "Rachel says that Daniel is by far the most giving person she knows."; Quotation[181] = "Rachel really likes having a snack and a movie with the family."; Quotation[182] = "Rachel admires Dad for many things, but she especially appreciates how humble he is."; Quotation[183] = "Rachel does NOT like "preacher jokes". :)"; Quotation[184] = "Rachel can't believe that Mom hasn't given up on her!"; Quotation[185] = "In Rebekah's eyes, Michael is the most wonderful person in the world!"; Quotation[186] = "Steven is one of the most sincere guys that Rachel knows."; Quotation[187] = "Rachel likes Michael and Rebekah's gingerbread house the best- even if it does have major gaps!"; Quotation[188] = "If Rachel had one week to do whatever she wanted, she would spend it with the family, on "the farm"."; Quotation[189] = "Mom has a clear connection- when she prays, things happen."; Quotation[190] = "Dad can type faster with two index fingers than the average secretary with ten."; Quotation[191] = "Dad picks on (in a mature way, of course) those he likes, and if he really likes them, he picks on them unmercifully!"; Quotation[192] = "Elisabeth is terrified of spiders and roaches, but she sure does get a kick out of scaring others with them!"; Quotation[193] = "Steven eats a couple of meals each day with Peanut Butter and honey."; Quotation[194] = "Hannah writes openly, casually, and she has a special way of connecting with her readers."; Quotation[195] = "Timothy is fast becoming a computer guru."; Quotation[196] = "Daniel is everyone else's on-demand taxi driver. And he provides the taxi. And the fuel."; Quotation[197] = "Steven is extremely thoughtful."; Quotation[198] = "Running web sites seems to be a hobby of sorts in the Corbett family."; Quotation[199] = "When we order pizza, we get a couple of pizzas less than we always did when Elisabeth was still with us."; Quotation[200] = "This is fast fact #200. Congratulations!"; Quotation[201] = "Dad likes bow ties and hats."; Quotation[202] = "Steven likes fur."; Quotation[203] = "Mom's favorite quote from her mother is, "Leave it better than you found it.""; var Q = Quotation.length; var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1)); function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);} showQuotation();